Dumb Criminals — 01 November 2011
Perp Pees on Parked Patroler; Police Piqued

Given the option to urinate on a police car or virtually anywhere else in the known world, a Nebraska man chose the former this weekend. The unnamed 27 year old was visiting the University of Nebraska-Lincoln for a football game when nature called. Arriving at a police station, the man decided to urinate on the side of a police cruiser, according to the police officer who was in the unit at the time of the incident. To reemphasize, the event occurred at a police station, on a police car, with a police officer inside. Yes, alcohol was involved.

The man was taken into custody. Surprise.

Source: Man taken to detox after urinating on police cruiser (Lincoln Journal Star)

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Taylor has been a full-time, professional writer for over three years. On the nights and weekends, he is pursuing an M.A. in Government from Johns Hopkins University. He lives in Washington, D.C. with his wife and two dogs.

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