Given the option to urinate on a police car or virtually anywhere else in the known world, a Nebraska man chose the former this weekend. The unnamed 27 year old was visiting the University of Nebraska-Lincoln for a football game when nature called. Arriving at a police station, the man decided to urinate on the side of a police cruiser, according to the police officer who was in the unit at the time of the incident. To reemphasize, the event occurred at a police station, on a police car, with a police officer inside. Yes, alcohol was involved.
The man was taken into custody. Surprise.
Source: Man taken to detox after urinating on police cruiser (Lincoln Journal Star)