Dumb Criminals — 11 October 2011
Penmanship: Key to Successful Bank Heist

Penmanship is important, even for bank robbers. Thomas J. Love, 40, learned this lesson the hard way on Sunday when he attempted to rob a Delaware bank. According to police, when Love handed the teller a demand note, she was unable to decipher his illegible handwriting.  A model of customer courtesy, the teller asked Love to rewrite the note. Instead, Love fled the scene empty-handed and probably ashamed.

Police later arrested love and charged him with attempted robbery. “Taht sux sow baad,” we imagine him to say.

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Taylor has been a full-time, professional writer for over three years. On the nights and weekends, he is pursuing an M.A. in Government from Johns Hopkins University. He lives in Washington, D.C. with his wife and two dogs.

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