A Kentucky man found the secret to a richer existence after visiting Westport Road Baptist Church. According to police, Michael Amsler, 20, left the church facility with a variety of stolen items, which he later sold to a pawn shop. Amsler was arrested and charged with theft and burglary.
Judging from his mugshot, not even the arrest could dampen his new-found joy.
Source: Arrest made in Westport Road Baptist Church theft (WAVE News)