Dumb Criminals — 17 October 2011
Man Visits Church, Leaves with Richer Life

A Kentucky man found the secret to a richer existence after visiting Westport Road Baptist Church. According to police, Michael Amsler, 20, left the church facility with a variety of stolen items, which he later sold to a pawn shop.  Amsler was arrested and charged with theft and burglary.

Judging from his mugshot, not even the arrest could dampen his new-found joy.

Source: Arrest made in Westport Road Baptist Church theft (WAVE News)

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Taylor has been a full-time, professional writer for over three years. On the nights and weekends, he is pursuing an M.A. in Government from Johns Hopkins University. He lives in Washington, D.C. with his wife and two dogs.

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