Those who argue that crime is no alternative to a hard day’s work have never met Joe Jesus German. German, 19, performed a string car burglaries earlier this week in the valet parking garage of a fancy Miami Beach hotel. Partway through his spree, German succumbed to exhaustion and fell asleep inside of one of the vehicles, where he was later discovered by the vehicle’s owner. German still had a variety of stolen merchandise in his possession when police arrived on the scene.
German was arrested on burglary charges, but on the brighter side, is feeling very well-rested after the ordeal.