Archive for 'Dumb Criminals'
Perp Pees on Parked Patroler; Police Piqued
An unnamed Nebraska man was arrested after urinating on a police car, at a police station, while an officer was inside the vehicle. [...]
Man Arrested Smuggling Bricks–Not Those Kind of Bricks
87-year-old Leo Sharp was arrested for smuggling 104 bricks of cocaine worth nearly $3 million. [...]
Robber’s Spidey Sense Fails Him
Dale Foughty, 56, attempted unsuccessfully to rob a North Carolina convenience store wielding a sword and wearing a Spider-Man mask. [...]
Man Poses as G-Man to Avoid Debt, Believes Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong
Mark B. Chartrand plead guilty this week to charges of impersonating a federal agent in an attempt to avoid repaying a loan. [...]
Drug Addict Trumpets Kidnapping on Facebook, Surprised When Police Arrive at Home
Douglas J. Martin, 38, of Riverside, Illinois, announced last Sunday on Facebook that he had kidnapped a Korean woman and was holding her captive in his basement. [...]
Man Visits Church, Leaves with Richer Life
Michael Amsler left the Westport Road Baptist Church facility with a variety of stolen items, which he later sold to a pawn shop. He was arrested. [...]
Woman Texts Cop to Offer Drugs, Enters WrongNumberText History
Amy Leigh Brown mistakenly sent a text message to sheriff's deputy P.V. Alkire to offer drugs. [...]
Car Burglary is Exhausting
Joe Jesus German performed a string car burglaries this week in the parking garage of a Miami Beach hotel and was arrested on burglary charges. [...]
Penmanship: Key to Successful Bank Heist
Thomas J. Love attempted to rob a Delaware bank on Sunday, but the teller was unable to read his illegible demand note. [...]
Children Sell for 150,000 Facebook Credits, Apparently
A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after she attempted to sell her baby using Facebook. Bridget Wismer planned to sell the child to John Gavaghan. [...]