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Perp Pees on Parked Patroler; Police Piqued
By: Taylor V. Smith - 01 November 2011 - 0 Comments

Given the option to urinate on a police car or virtually anywhere else in the known world, a Nebraska man chose the former this weekend. The unnamed 27 year old was visiting the University [...]

Man Arrested Smuggling Bricks–Not Those Kind of Bricks
By: Taylor V. Smith - 26 October 2011 - 0 Comments

A Michigan state trooper stopped 87-year-old Leo Sharp for improper lane usage earlier this week.  It seemed to be a routine traffic stop, but when the trooper asked to search the Sharp’s vehicle, he [...]

The Proof is in the Panties
By: Taylor V. Smith - 21 October 2011 - 4 Comments

A San Diego police officer is in hot water after evidenced surfaced linking him to one of his alleged victims. Anthony Arevalos, 41, an 18-year veteran of the San Diego Police Department, was fired [...]

Robber’s Spidey Sense Fails Him
By: Taylor V. Smith - 21 October 2011 - 0 Comments

The proprietors of a convenience store received a surprise visit from Spider-Man this week, but were disappointed to learn that Peter Parker was not the man behind the mask.  Authorities say that Dale Foughty, [...]

Bribed Investigators Give Pass on Cigarette Tax, Get Smoked
By: Taylor V. Smith - 21 October 2011 - 0 Comments

Two investigators from the Cook County, Illinois, Revenue Department were suspended for receiving bribes, according to an Inspector General’s (IG) report released Thursday.  The report revealed that the investigators had allowed certain cigarette vendors [...]

Man Poses as G-Man to Avoid Debt, Believes Nothing Could Possibly Go Wrong
By: Taylor V. Smith - 21 October 2011 - 0 Comments

A St. Louis man plead guilty this week to charges of impersonating a federal agent.  Mark B. Chartrand, 41, purportedly borrowed $100,000 from his girlfriend for unspecified reasons.  When she asked him to repay [...]

Drug Addict Trumpets Kidnapping on Facebook, Surprised When Police Arrive at Home
By: Taylor V. Smith - 19 October 2011 - 0 Comments

Douglas J. Martin, 38, of Riverside, Illinois, announced last Sunday on Facebook that he had kidnapped a Korean woman and was holding her captive in his basement. A Facebook user who read the post [...]

Man Visits Church, Leaves with Richer Life
By: Taylor V. Smith - 17 October 2011 - 0 Comments

A Kentucky man found the secret to a richer existence after visiting Westport Road Baptist Church. According to police, Michael Amsler, 20, left the church facility with a variety of stolen items, which he [...]

Woman Texts Cop to Offer Drugs, Enters WrongNumberText History
By: Taylor V. Smith - 14 October 2011 - 0 Comments

“Hey it’s Amy. Do you want business tonight?” Amy Leigh Brown, 35, believed that she was texting one of her regular customers with an offer to sell Xanax. Unfortunately for Amy, she mistakenly sent [...]

Nepotism Pro Tip: Place Friends in the IG’s Office
By: Taylor V. Smith - 13 October 2011 - 1 Comment

A top-ranking Department of Defense (DOD) official was fired in September after the Inspector General’s office (IG) determined that she had misused her position for personal gain. The IG investigation alleges that Dr. Shirley [...]